Greetings friends. Je m'apelle Gabi, and despite the implications of my URL I am not a shifty character selling reasonably priced but questionable goods from my van at night, but rather a young lady living in England and enjoying many erotic escapades including theatre, writing, gaming and much more. Come chat to me, I don't bite (unless you want me to that is in which case i'd be perfectly obliged winkety wink). No seriously though I love chatting to anyone and everyone and maybe if I like you I will sell you aforementioned reasonably priced goods. ;)

Currently playing: Doctor, Woyzeck

Things you will see a lot of on this blog include but are not limited to: Dangan Ronpa, Dragon Age, The Elder Scrolls, Cornetto Trilogy, Welcome to Night Vale, bands and musicals.

Sidebar art of me in my glorious cape by some gaylord called chi11i

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a hand-lettering exercise that got really out of hand. oh well i like  my really unnecessarily grandiose welcome signs anyway :p

Oh no, these are amazing holy shit


Even though she grew up playing football, shooting hoops and running races against all the boys in her neighborhood, U.S. 800-meter champion Alysia Montano never wanted to be thought of as one of them.

As a result, she started wearing a flower behind her right ear to remind the boys they were getting beat by a girl.

"The flower to me means strength with femininity. I think that a lot of people say things like you run like a girl. That doesn’t mean you have to run soft or you have to run dainty. It means that you’re strong."


There are so many writers of color out there, and often what they get when they bring their books to their editors, they say, ‘We don’t relate to the character.’ Well it’s not for you to relate to! And why can’t you expand yourself so you can relate to the humanity of a character as opposed to the color of what they are?
Anika Noni Rose in Vanity Fair, via this excellent Buzzfeed article on diversity in publishing. (via leeandlow) ←

Track: yeah rouge, she's sexy and smooth




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HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:

  • in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
  • shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
  • lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
  • uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
  • ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
  • aliens.


You are starting to seriously regret ever picking up that PROTHEAN FOSSIL.

(Part of a Mass Effect Sburb AU that I will never actually write, but I couldn’t resist doing a panel edit of Liara and the insufferable Javiksprite.)




gary: bb ur lips r so cold

andy: those me glasses


my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead


I’ve been a very passive tumblr user up to now, but I really feel I need to say something about this.

The negative reactions to Bryan Fuller’s new interview make me truly, genuinely sad. Most of all, ironically, because I do understand those reactions. Therefore, I will not deny the concept of…

beardburrito asked: "10/10 it's ok, intense squart mechanics"

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