we are the rotating fruits your parents warned you about

Gabi|♀|lesbian|UK|♑|ENFP

Things you will see a lot of on this blog include but are not limited to: Dangan Ronpa, Dragon Age, The Elder Scrolls, Cornetto Trilogy, TF2, Welcome to Night Vale and shit-stupid humour.

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sweeney todd songs: a summary

  • the ballad of sweeney todd: yes, this show is actually about a murderous barber
  • no place like london: tragic backstory time
  • worst pies in london: 1800s fast food
  • poor thing: tragic backstory time pt. 2
  • my friends: let's sing to some knives
  • green finch and linnet bird: metaphors, metaphors everywhere
  • johanna: i just saw you like ten seconds ago, let's get married
  • wait: interior decor for vengeful murderers
  • kiss me: horny horny horny
  • ladies in their sensibilities: ladies can't get horny, what?
  • pretty women: get it, close shave, because he's gonna kill him
  • epiphany: yep, definitely a demon barber
  • a little priest: cannibal puns
  • god that's good: lol, they're eating people
  • by the sea: murderers deserve to dream too
  • not while i'm around: in which tobias is the only person who understands how fucking dangerous sweeney is
  • the judge's return: stabby stab
  • final scene: death, plot twist, death, plot twist, plot twist, death, dramatic ending
Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy.
Mother Teresa (via neuksei) ←

cats-in-tardis:

white people complaining when a canonically white character appears poc is like Dudley Dursley complaining when he got 37 presents instead of 38

niccamon asked: if you had a chance to get a dex dogtective from foodfight! plush, would you take it?

dragondicks:

if you had

one shot

one opportunity

to seize everything you ever wanted

would you capture it

or just let it slip…

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valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

evra-tf2:

outlike:

뜨든 뜬뜨든 뜬 뜬 뜬 뜬 뜬 뜬뜨든

i dont know why but its accurate

ignore how strangely lopsided my webcam makes me look but i promised to try to take more selfies, so here’s a mid-freshers party shot of me as wonder woman!!

creamspirit:

demoman covered in cats for anon   !!!!!!

sofapizza:

leafwhirlwind:

this is the best tweet

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iwantmyhandsback:

Oblivion Potion Seller Challenge: Play as a knight, you cannot use any potions or magic whatsoever. You may not even pick up potions when you see them. Don’t touch them. You are too weak for the potions, they would kill you. You may not choose mercantilism or speechcraft as a major skill.

Alternatively: Play as the potion seller. You can’t pick any weapon or armor class for your major skills. Only alchemy, mercantilism, speechcraft, and magic schools of your choosing. You cannot sell your potions to anyone. They’re too dangerous, they’d kill a beast let alone a man. 

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

dennisbrain:

who cares if they just like Beethoven and Mozart? they’re valid composers too. don’t shame people for their taste or knowledge of music. people can still like it without knowing every single fucking composer